Lyrics

I’ve got a plan
For every single man
How about you and me
Get a vasectomy
I think we can agree
That everything would be
Better if we did
Stop having kids
Parents are all selfish fucking pricks
Biological junkies looking for a fix
Bringing their daughters and sons
Into a collapsing ecosystem
That’s collapsing from overpopulation
Stop having kids
How about you and me
Get a vasectomy
How about me and you
Find something else to do
How about you and me
Find a reason to be
That has real meaning
Don’t make the same mistake your parents did
Stop having kids